Archive for the 'Friends' Category

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• 01.12 Tacking Up for Christmas
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• 08.02 You Wear It Well
• 07.29 How Stupid Do You Have to Be?
• 07.24 Thank You, Jesus
• 07.23 Have You Ever Known Anyone…
• 07.22 It’s Not My Fault
• 07.20 Like Lisa
• 07.16 Head Holding
• 07.15 Nothing to Fear But…

THE WAY I GOT

I’ve been called intelligent, strong, an idiot, annoying, entertaining, obnoxious, kind, crazy, hilarious, a sociopath, a narcissist, beautiful, ugly, hideous, insensitive, a robot, intense, an insitgator, a mediator, logical, friendless, undateable, hot, creative, retarded, professional, leggy, fat, skinny, short, tall, blonde, blue-eyed, brunette, crass, vulgar, classy, crude, rude, inconsiderate, socially unacceptable, socially adept, talented, skilled, curious, and ridiculous.

I’ve also been told I have presence.  And horse teeth.  And that I’m “too much”.  Often.

I have no idea what the truth is.