Gaudy Squared

“Those assholes left their Christmas lights on all night.  You know.  The ones with the four lit reindeer and all that other lawn garbage.”

“Really?”

“Oh.  They just went off.”

“Maybe they have them on a timer.”

“That would be pretty inconsiderate of them.  Leaving their lights on all night with a timer, for God’s sake.”

“They drive a Hummer…”

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12.20.07 / 6pm
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  1. Jane 12.21.07 / 10am

    Wait, do you live on my street? My neighbors have a Hummer and all sorts of lawn garbage.

    I just sent you an email to the briothegreat address - don’t know how often you check that one.

  2. Brio 12.21.07 / 5pm

    Ha! I guess those guzzle-driving, lights-obnoxing folks are all around. I do check that email occasionally, but it’s always good to let me know.

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